Hash# 1683: 10:00 AM - January 12th, 2019

Cost: $6.00 US

Hare(s): POE, Cork Screwed, French Toasted, and Loan Shark.

In case of trouble: POE's (cell) 571-276-3910; Loan Shark's (cell) 703-256-2585.

Theme: Baby, It's Cold Outside But Warm and Cozy ON IN.

Start: Parking Lot of recently shuttered Kmart, 4251 John Marr Drive, Annandale, Va. 22003

Metro:

Dog Friendly Factor: yes

Stroller Friendly Factor: yes, but talk to hares for work around near the end.

Trail Distances:
Runners: 4.5
Walkers: 2

Shiggy Ratings: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking):
Runners: 3. Log or stream crossing on runner's trail.
Walkers: 0

Moistness Level:
3 on Runners

Safety: We strongly encourage alll wankers to bring a phone on trail with them.
Our new "Moistness Level" will let you know if you need to wrap your electronics or if you can go in bareback.
Bring your whistle or suffer a down down
Listen up and stop talking at Chalk Talk. The Hares may (for once) have something important to say!
Latecomers: Look for directions to circle on the windshield of the Hares vehicle. PLEASE write down your name so we know you are on trail or call the hares to let them know.

Miscellaneous:

As usual, bring dry shoes and clothes in a small bag, not your airport suitcase. Bag vehicle provided.

Directions:
From 495: Take I-495 Exit towards Annandale.
Go approximately 1 mile and turn left at the light at John Marr Drive.
Proceed approximately 25 yards and turn right into shuttered Kmart parking lot.
Park and Hash.
From 395: Take Duke Street West Exit.
Go approximately 3 miles and turn right at the light at John Marr Drive.
Proceed approximately 25 yards and turn right into shuttered Kmart parking lot.
Park and Hash.

Directions were updated: 11:59 on 1/10/2019