Hash# 1776: 10:00 AM - September 19th/20th, 2020

Cost: $less than a dollar$

To Receive Credit for Trail:

Post pictures showing that you were on trail to the Mount Vernon H3 Facebook page or to MVH3.MM@gmail.com

As a reminder, we are still hashing with our individual quarantine, not as a group.

BRING YOUR MASK "GOL-DARN-ETT" - THIS TRAIL IS BEING SET BY OLD PEOPLE. Bring your own snacks, water, and beer. Some may be provided. Also, bring your phone with you on trail! To reiterate, please DO NOT show up to trail at 10am on Saturday. Pick another time that works for you, so that we can stay distant from each other. We're trying to keep as much of the hashing spirit alive, while still staying safe. OnOn and On-Out! Your Friendly Neighborhood Hare & Harriet Raiser

To Receive Credit for Trail:

Post pictures showing that you were on trail to the Mount Vernon H3 Facebook page or to MVH3.MM@gmail.com

As a reminder, we are still hashing with our individual quarantine, not as a group.

Bring your own snacks, water, and beer. Also, bring your phone with you on trail! To reiterate, please DO NOT show up to trail at 10am on Saturday. Pick another time that works for you, so that we can stay distant from each other. We're trying to keep as much of the hashing spirit alive, while still staying safe. OnOn!

Hare(s): Loan Sharks (Pick one: Crew, Team, Squad, Staff, Troop, Company, Group, Gang or Bunch) will be setting trail. One or more of the following will actually show up: Loan Shark, Cork Screw, Granny Boulders, IUD Me, Flying Burito, Bronco Buster and/or Pulls Out Early with his new hips (aka P.O.E.).

In case of trouble: Flying Burito - 703.994.5950, Loan Shark - 703.850.7805, IUD Me - 808-383-7557

Theme: "It's an Election Year and I'm here to help and I'm not from Russia": For a 5 cent a Hare will listen to your COVID-19 stories (Note LS, Cork Screw & Burito are very hard of hearing but they will smile at you). For $5.00 a Hare will listen to your COVID-19 complaints and provide a range of solution (still same hard of hearing issues). All $$ goes to some charity.

Start: Small park on the right of Radley Acura, 5823 Columbia Pike, Falls Church, VA 22042
Google Earth Lat/Lon: 38050'56'N -77008'13"W

Metro: From East or West WMTA Bus 16A, lets off at Columbia Pike & Courtland Rd/Stop 5831. Bus 16A starts/ends at the Pentagon and some god forsaken MS-13 part of Annandale

Dog Friendly Factor: Yes - depending on temperature and/or weather. Trail is mostly streets, sidewalks, curbs, bits and pieces of grass and a few pot holes.

Stroller Friendly Factor: Yes - see Dog Friendly.

Trail Distances:
Eagle: 5
Turkey: TBD
Walker: 2.5
Penguin TBD
Sugar Daddy TBD
Cougar TBD
The Wicked Old TBD
Moose Knuckle TBD
Camel Toe TBD

Shiggy Ratings: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking):
Runners: All #1
Walkers: All #1

Moistness Level:
All ?? Check the news or Weather Channel

Safety: We strongly encourage all wankers to bring a phone on trail with them.
Our new "Moistness Level" will let you know if you need to wrap your electronics or if you can go in bareback.
Bring your whistle or suffer a down down
Listen up and stop talking at Chalk Talk. The Hares may (for once) have something important to say!
Latecomers: Look for directions to circle on the windshield of the Hares vehicle. PLEASE write down your name so we know you are on trail or call the hares to let them know.

Miscellaneous:

Bring anything you want, it's A-to-A. Hares recommend your own chair. It sucks sitting on rocky ground.

Directions:

Directions were updated: 10:31 on 9/17/2020