Hash# 1675: 10:00 AM - November 17th, 2018

Cost: $6.00 US

Hare(s): The Bum-CAT-Juan family and the Vagina-Pounding-Stella family (yes, you read that right! The return of our beloved family!)

In case of trouble: (Hares) 703-622-1565, 703-819-7620

Theme: It's National "Take a Hike" Day, so go take a hike.

Start: First Presbyterian Church of Annandale, 7610 Newcastle Dr., Annandale, VA

Metro: no

Dog Friendly Factor: Yes, on trail on a leash. On-In, please keep an eye on and pick up after your dog.

Stroller Friendly Factor: Runners No / Walkers Yes, jogging strollers highly suggested.

Trail Distances:
Runners: 5m
Walkers: 3m

Shiggy Ratings: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking):
Runners: 4
Walkers: 2

Moistness Level:
minimal but keep an eye on the weather

Safety: We strongly encourage alll wankers to bring a phone on trail with them.
Our new "Moistness Level" will let you know if you need to wrap your electronics or if you can go in bareback.
Bring your whistle or suffer a down down
Listen up and stop talking at Chalk Talk. The Hares may (for once) have something important to say!
Latecomers: Look for directions to circle on the windshield of the Hares vehicle. PLEASE write down your name so we know you are on trail or call the hares to let them know.

Miscellaneous: A to A'. Bring chairs for fire pit after trail.

As usual, bring dry shoes and clothes in a small bag, not your airport suitcase. Bag vehicle provided.

Riding Metro: Sorry, not metro accessible. Closest metro is either Dunn Loring or Franconia-Springfield. Ask a fellow wanker to pick you up.
Driving: take 495 to Braddock Road West exit. Take the first left on to Ravensworth. Take the third left on Newcastle Dr. and the church will be on your right. DO NOT PARK IN THE PARKING LOT. Towing is strictly enforced 24x7. Park along the street. Choose an item. Choose an item.

Directions were updated: 19:29 on 11/14/2018