Hash# 1705: 10:00 AM - May 25th, 2019

Cost: $6.00 US

Hare(s): No One Memorable

In case of trouble: :9016471869

Theme: It’s Memorial Day Weekend/or The Hares are Old and They Forgot How to Lay Trail

Start: Lyndon B Johnson Memorial Grove/Columbia Island Marina on the George Washington Pkwy.

Metro: Not metro-friendly. Wait, Metro is not friendly--that $hit is all jacked up. Ask a wanker to help you up.

Dog Friendly Factor: Yes, on a leash.

Stroller Friendly Factor: Yes on both.

Trail Distances:
Runners: 5ish
Walkers: 2ish

Shiggy Ratings: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking):
Runners: 1-2
Walkers: 1-2

Moistness Level:
minimal but check that computer in your pocket if you care.

Safety: We strongly encourage alll wankers to bring a phone on trail with them.
Our new "Moistness Level" will let you know if you need to wrap your electronics or if you can go in bareback.
Bring your whistle or suffer a down down
Listen up and stop talking at Chalk Talk. The Hares may (for once) have something important to say!
Latecomers: Look for directions to circle on the windshield of the Hares vehicle. PLEASE write down your name so we know you are on trail or call the hares to let them know.

Miscellaneous: A to A’ trail

Riding Metro: If you’re cuming from the north, you can take the Blue Line to the Pentagon and walk about a mile to the Memorial Grove.
Driving: Go south from McLean on the GW Pkwy, turn right into the park before you get to 395. From points south of 395 (or 395), go up to the traffic circle at the Memorial Bridge, turn yourself around and go back south. Turn right into the park before you get to 395. Or swim. Good luck with that.

Directions were updated: 21:20 on 5/22/2019