Hash# 1732: 10:00 AM - December 7th, 2019

Cost: $25.00 Preregistration, $30 at the door US

Hare(s): Your beautiful MissManagement

In case of trouble: PDubs - 571-245-3351

Theme: White Elephant

Start: Settle Down Easy Brewing Company, 2822 Fallfax Dr, Falls Church, VA 22042

Metro: 1.5 mile walk from Dunn Loring Metro

Dog Friendly Factor: Sure for trail, but not for the party, so leave those pups at home

Stroller Friendly Factor: Definitely for walkers, difficult for runners, ask for a work-around

Trail Distances:
Runners: 4ish miles
Walkers: 2ish miles

Shiggy Ratings: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking):
Runners: 4
Walkers: 2

Moistness Level:
Nothing above the canckles

Safety: We strongly encourage all wankers to bring a phone on trail with them.
Our new "Moistness Level" will let you know if you need to wrap your electronics or if you can go in bareback.
Bring your whistle or suffer a down down
Listen up and stop talking at Chalk Talk. The Hares may (for once) have something important to say!
Latecomers: Look for directions to circle on the windshield of the Hares vehicle. PLEASE write down your name so we know you are on trail or call the hares to let them know.

Miscellaneous: Show up with your usual hash attire, but also bring a shitty (maybe boozy) gift worth about $10. As usual also, bring dry shoes and clothes just in case.

As usual, bring dry shoes and clothes in a small bag, not your airport suitcase. Bag vehicle provided.

Directions:
Settle Down Easy Brewing Company, 2822 Fallfax Dr, Falls Church, VA 22042

Directions were updated: 13:17 on 12/4/2019